A friend of mine was teaching her 4 year old daughter the nuances of feminine hygiene the other day. Here’s how it went down –
Mom – Okay, honey, you have to be very careful when you wipe. Go from the front to the back.
Daughter – Why?
Mom – So you don’t get anything into your….well, your private area.
Daughter – I know what you really wanted to say Mommy…
Mom – You do?
Daughter – You wanted to say the “B” word.
Mom – (OMG, does she mean Booty? Who the hell has she been hanging out with at that damned preschool?…) Honey – the “B” word?
Daughter – (whispering…) “Bagina.”
You can’t make this stuff up.